58 Thoughts Everyone Has At An All-Inclusive Resort

"How many rum punches can I drink today?"

Whether it's your first time at an all-inclusive resort or your 25th, we know at least one of these thoughts has crossed your mind.

Oooh, a welcome drink! Don't mind if I do!

Actually, can I have three?

Wait, this is all-inclusive, why do I need to put a credit card on file at check-in? Oh right, shopping. Massages. Excursions.

I feel like I should tip the bellhop, but we're not supposed to tip.

Do I high five him instead? Sure, why not?

Way to make it awkward.

OMG is that a liquor dispenser in my room?

My liver is going to need a vacation after this week!

Does all-inclusive include the minibar?

I don't want to drink this Coke if it's going to cost me $8.

What should I do with my wallet? I guess I'll leave it in the safe.

What's the difference between Resort Casual and Resort Evening wear? A dress and sandals it is!

Thoughts Everyone Has at an All-Inclusive Resort
"Wow, that's strong. Bartender, another!" | Shutterstock

Is my waiter judging me for ordering all this food?

Two desserts? Why yes, I think I will!

Do I have to wait for the check or sign something? Can I just leave?

Is everyone here on their honeymoon?

Yeah, they're definitely honeymooners. Get a room guys!

How many rum punches can I drink today?

Wow, that's strong.

Bartender, another!

Look at all the lobster people by the pool. Have they ever heard of sunscreen?

That couple has been sitting at the swim-up bar for five hours. Don't they have to use the bathroom?


Thoughts Everyone Has at an All-Inclusive Resort
"Let's do the limbo! Wheeeeeee!" | Shutterstock

Wi-Fi by the pool? I'll Instagram a selfie to make everyone back home jealous.

Pool volleyball? Sure, I'm down.

Wow, I'm as good as Gabby Reese!

Maybe that's just the rum punch talking. Sorry, lady!

I'll just lay on this lounge chair for a minute.... zzzzz.

Ouch. I guess I didn't use enough sunscreen.

I'm officially a lobster person.

Ooh look, a steel drum band. I wonder if we can get them to play Rihanna...

Let's do the limbo! Wheeeeeee!

Tomorrow I'm definitely getting up early to go to the Aqua Fit class!


Thoughts Everyone Has at an All-Inclusive Resort
"How are all the pool chairs already taken?" | Shutterstock

Early birds have reserved all the pool chairs and it's only 8 a.m.

Guess I shouldn't have had that 14th rum punch last night.

How many times is too many to go back to the breakfast buffet?

Three it is. #nojudgementzone

Let's head to the beach and see what water sports they offer.

Nice, kayaking is included?

Oh wait, I don't actually like kayaking.

Back to the pool, maybe a chair has opened up.


Should I have Italian, Japanese or French for dinner? Welcome to indecisive town!

Thoughts Everyone Has at an All-Inclusive Resort
"I'm never drinking again." | Shutterstock

A dance party with DJ Beefcake tonight? Sounds cheesy, but maybe I'll check it out.

How is it 3 a.m. already?

Let's order a pizza from 24-hour room service!

No, let's order three!

Why is there pizza in my bed?

I'm never drinking again.

Bloody Marys at breakfast?

Sure, why not?

Taking a Hobie Cat out on the water sounds like the best idea ever!

Except, wait, I don't actually know how to work a Hobie Cat.

I've got a busy day anyway: swim-up bar, pool nap and trivia.

How is it time to leave already?

Well, back at the airport. Let's grab a snack.

What's this guy's problem?

Oh, he wants me to pay.

Where's my wallet?

Back in the hotel safe. #epicfail