- Guests get a $13 room credit for "checking in" their cell phones with the front desk. Now just enjoy the quiet.
- Discounts -- many cleverly computed for 13 percent -- are available such things as massages (to reduce stress) and virgin cocktails (to cut the booze intake).
- Complimentary fitness programs are available to those looking to trim waistlines in 2013.
- Even free apple, carrots and celery sticks are available upon request for those having a tough time quitting smoking.