Between Waco And Houston Is Texas' Giant Lake For A Vacation Full Of Boating, Swimming, And Charming Marinas
Human ingenuity can turn a natural disaster into an opportunity. Case in point: Lake Conroe, a giant oasis of cool and fun born of desperation in the sweltering Lone Star State. Just 55 minutes from Houston and over two hours from Waco, the local aquatic escape lets vacationers and locals enjoy a trip full of swimming, boating, and stops at charming marinas offering more than just boat slips. It's the ideal weekend getaway or detour on a trip to Houston. And it all happened because the sky went dry.
The massive, 22,000-acre lake is a man-made response to a seven-year drought that plagued the state in the 1950s. It pools water from the San Jacinto River to create a reservoir, serving as Houston's alternative water source while also helping keep the taps running in fast-growing Montgomery County. Both municipalities face heavy competition from the sun, which evaporates water from the reservoir at up to 180 million gallons per day.
Lake Conroe's 157 miles of shoreline have also fed a flood of recent development, creating a building boom on the outskirts of the Houston metropolitan area. Upscale neighborhoods and waterfront developments are popping up alongside high-end golf courses and tennis courts, complementing the lake's aquatic amenities. That boom and the lake's overall popularity have a major downside: It's one of the deadliest lakes in Texas. Come summer, Lake Conroe turns into a dangerous tornado of boats — some manned by inexperienced, oft-drunk operators — and swimmers, all sharing the same waters. Its reputation has enticed several personal injury law firms targeting the lake's most common injuries — and the lawsuits that inevitably follow. Be careful out there. But if you keep your wits about you and take common-sense safety precautions, you're guaranteed a good time.
Get on the water, or in it
With such a vast expanse of blue, visiting Lake Conroe and staying on the shore would be a self-own of epic proportions. Several companies offer guided tours of the lake. Those in a romantic mood should book a sunset cruise aboard the Southern Empress, which offers dinner, entertainment, and a view of the sky changing color as the day ends. The lake has several boat ramps for the lucky few who own their own vessels. The rest can rent a boat from one of several companies that provide everything from kayaks to jet skis and pontoons. Larger groups can even book a party barge to let loose away from the shore. While on the water, be sure to visit one of the lake's well-stocked marinas.
The usual, stereotypical marina appeals to boaters and their salty dog owners. But some along Lake Conroe's shoreline go a tad further, offering waterfront dining, picnic areas, shopping, and even a swimming pool. The Waterpoint Marina, on the lake's southern shore, combines the usual offerings with Waterpoint Center, a mixed-use complex that can satisfy shoppers with boutiques and travelers with daily essentials. It's also home to several eateries, from Tex-Mex to Asian fusion. If all the shopping and eating leave you with a surplus of calories, get in the water.
Just don't jump in blindly. While Lake Conroe ranks as one of the best lakes in Texas for smooth waters and slow-paced fishing, the swimming comes with a caveat: beware of the alligators. You can have a safe time in the water at the Scott's Ridge Swim Area, a spacious sandy beach with park amenities. Lake Conroe Beach Park builds upon the sandy paradise with cabanas and pavilion rentals to go alongside the lake's largest beach. If you want more solitude, visit Evan's Cove on the western shore. To combine the boating experience with swimming, head over to Ayer's Island on the lake's southern end, where boaters congregate.
The ins and outs of visiting Lake Conroe
Getting there won't be a challenge. The closest major travel hub, Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH), is a mere 45 minutes away. If you're looking for a place to stay on the lake, you have several options. You can indulge in a bit of self-care at the Margaritaville Lake Resort, which offers a spa, poolside relaxation, and a golf course. The gnarly, hot summers in Texas make an afternoon spent lounging by a pool seem like a good idea. The lake's eponymous city, Conroe, one of the fastest-growing cities in America, also has plenty of accommodations, letting visitors enjoy its picturesque parks, tasty restaurants, and lively downtown.
If you want to spice up your visit with some local fanfare, try to book a trip during Lake Conroe's festival season in April. Another option is any major summer holiday, which can draw visitors looking for a bit of schadenfreude at the lake's boat ramps. "The comedy that unfolds as inept once-a-year boaters attempt to back their vessels into the water is more enjoyable than a day on the water itself," one local wrote on Reddit. "Jackknifed trailers, flooded vehicles, boats without plugs in, and the ever-present 'too drunk to get the boat back on the trailer' crew that always shows up in the evening ... It's fantastic."